Thursday, March 29, 2012

Trayvon Martin Tragedy (as narrated by Tom)

My friend Tom is awesome. He is a brilliant engineer and earned tens of thousands on the internet playing online poker. He hates people. He doesn't like me, you, or anyone else. If anyone has less of a filter and a bigger mouth than me; its Tom. Here are just a few of Tom's brilliant quotes in regard to the recent shooting and coverup:

"I must have missed it, because, as a casual news follower it seemed like the massive story push was "white guy murders black teen and walks away"... it should be "retard shoots black teen, cops sit on dildos instead of figuring out whether or not he should walk away.""

 "What if douche fucks story is actually true? i.e. he stepped out of the car to check the street sign, then got punched broken nose, head slammed repeatedly."

"why the fuck this retard didn't stay home and shoot the next generation of mcd's managers into a kleenex instead of reenacting whatever movie he lives by is beyond me."

"Personally, I do think zimmerman should be in jail for something, or lobotomized for stupidity, but Im not the grand tsar of the united states." (BTW God help us all if by some chance Tom is named the Grand Tsar of the United States.)

" forget what the funeral director said.  shouldn't we be looking at the medical examiner's report, not a drop out make up artists medical opinion"

"nothing will really change. The next actor gets caught giving a BJ to a tranny and we all forget about Trayvon." How true Tom. And eloquent too.