Showing posts with label Kil Whitey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kil Whitey. Show all posts

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Why Everyone Hates White People

Just read some of the quotes below from your run of the mill average White Person and you will realize why every single person on earth hates Crackers. These are not made up. They are actual quotes from just one real White Person. Attempt to multiply the obnoxiousness of just this one White Person by the 200 million of us living in this country alone. It boggles the mind and makes me sick:

"I've got house reno's on the mind... I'm hoping my art studio will be set up in the near future."

"I worry about my art—will I be able to bring all my art supplies with me on the road?"

"My mother-in-law is a former concert pianist."
 
"I usually do not make it through a yoga or dance class or a meditation hour without tears pushing their way forcefully up from the depths of my belly. The tears beg for freedom, they beg to drop down my cheeks and hit the floor so as to run as far away from me as possible. I live a conflicted existence—a free-spirit who often feels imprisoned and unable to express itself as freely as it needs to."

"Lately I've felt particularly drawn to pine trees, what with their peaceful scent, rich forest green color, and beautiful shape. "

"I find it really difficult to paint if I don't have natural, free-flowing momentum"

"We are living in one of my mother-in-law's homes this summer"


"Two years ago I decided to give up on "security" (read: quit my "real job") and leap into the unknown of an artistic life."

"I made a batch of gluten-free blueberry muffins the other day"