A Gold Star For Not Neglecting Your Kids

2011-Worker of the Year..... 2012-Nobel Prize in Physics

East New York resident and former crackhead Coretta Bazemore neglected her children, had no job, was homeless, and has been an overall leech on our system since at least 1999 when she lost custody of her kids. She recently won an award for being a top worker at the maintenance company where she has worked for the past few years.So you mean she wasn't eligible for parent of the year award? I wonder how her kids feel about this award? "Its ok you neglected me, that abusive Spanish speaking foster home that we lived in for the past 11 years on the taxpayer dime was awesome!"

Now this woman is being honored for DOING WHAT SHE IS SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?!??! When did not neglecting your kids, having a job, not smoking crack and living in a studio apartment make you eligible to win awards?!?? What the fuck? I mean WHAT THE FUCK!

And "dramatic turnaround"??? Ish dont think so. It would be dramatic if she went from being a homeless crackhead janitor to being an astronaut, senator or hedge fund manager. From homeless crackhead to janitor? That's not much of a stretch. It even allows her plenty of break time to continue to smoke crack and neglect her kids.

"Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!"- Chris Rock