Equal Opportunity Hoggin

In honor of Black History Month, today's post is about a crime most often committed by white men. It must be a sign of improving race relations that we have seen a recent uptick in black men committing this heinous crime. In the past, this type of perverse shit was only perpetrated by mentally damaged white men. But as President Obama has proven, in 2011 a black man in America can accomplish anything a white man can. As Dr. King dreamed about, black men are no longer repressed to second class stereotypical black crimes such as mugging or car stereo theft. Welcome to the deviant big leagues my friends and equals.

The crime I speak about, of course, is having sex with domesticated animals. For generations, white people have been sick fucking bastards. Dogs, cats, chickens, pigs, cows, and horses are most typical used as bestial lovers, although theoretically a man could have sex with alomost any member of the animal kingdom. Mississippi resident Andrew Lee Nash was recently arrested for having sex with his neighbor's precious show hogs. Apparrently, he gave the hogs a vaginal infection. Nicely done Mr. Nash. After getting caught, he was released on $60,000 bond. When interviewed outside the court house, Mr. Nash said, "Damn! for 60 grand I coulda bought ten show hogs of my own to have sex with!" Mr. Nash faces a ridiculous 120 years in prison. Shit, I mean rape and murder of another human in most states is only 30 to life.

Andrew Lee Nash, a modern day Rosa Parks