Thursday, August 25, 2011

Why Everyone Hates White People

Just read some of the quotes below from your run of the mill average White Person and you will realize why every single person on earth hates Crackers. These are not made up. They are actual quotes from just one real White Person. Attempt to multiply the obnoxiousness of just this one White Person by the 200 million of us living in this country alone. It boggles the mind and makes me sick:

"I've got house reno's on the mind... I'm hoping my art studio will be set up in the near future."

"I worry about my art—will I be able to bring all my art supplies with me on the road?"

"My mother-in-law is a former concert pianist."
 
"I usually do not make it through a yoga or dance class or a meditation hour without tears pushing their way forcefully up from the depths of my belly. The tears beg for freedom, they beg to drop down my cheeks and hit the floor so as to run as far away from me as possible. I live a conflicted existence—a free-spirit who often feels imprisoned and unable to express itself as freely as it needs to."

"Lately I've felt particularly drawn to pine trees, what with their peaceful scent, rich forest green color, and beautiful shape. "

"I find it really difficult to paint if I don't have natural, free-flowing momentum"

"We are living in one of my mother-in-law's homes this summer"


"Two years ago I decided to give up on "security" (read: quit my "real job") and leap into the unknown of an artistic life."

"I made a batch of gluten-free blueberry muffins the other day" 

2 comments:

  1. How about this...............
    "My husband and I were bored yesterday so we decided to take a drive out to our hometown in the country. We took a nice stroll down memory lane and then stopped to see the animals on the University of Connecticut campus. I've always found horses to be such beautiful, magical creatures so we spent most of our time with them…."

    Some people have to EAT the fucking horses.

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  2. Oh, there's more white drivel,

    " This is a question I contemplate often constantly. Rarely does it occur to me in those moments that I am doing something with my life right now. Why isn't what I'm doing good enough for me? I think it has a little something to do with having an über talented and successful (designer/builder/artist/lawyer/jack-of-all-creative-trades) father.
    I chose bravery, I chose uncertainty, I chose to risk it all for the chance that I would find the life I was really meant to be living.
    ............isn't it enough that I started a company website, a blog, an Etsy shop, and a fan page, worked on a handful of photo projects at the state Capitol, shot a bunch of portraits, had my first art show and have another exhibit coming up, took photography, painting and blogging classes, started painting again after a 15-year hiatus, have never stopped coming up with photo projects with friends, have written nearly every day......
    We can't all rise to fame in an instant, but we can honor our own path and feel confident in our decisions. Each one moves us closer to our true path. It's a shame that we ever spend even a minute feeling like we aren't good enough, because we all are. We are all beautiful flames, lighting up this life."

    NOW, do you know why everyone hates white people"

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