Monday, April 18, 2011

Hipster Jews

Jews have been hated and persecuted around the globe since killing Jesus almost 2,000 years ago. And if you didn't hate Jews before, you will hate them now thanks to the new Hipster Jew hangout in Soho.

And wow! They offer Kabballah!!!!!!!! Judaism's dwarf gay prostitute adopted red headed stepchild! If Brittney follows it you know it has to be worthwhile. I don't even know what Kabballah is, but I cant tell you it is not this, a guy with a bad fake Jewish accent, making bad jokes about sexuality and mothers in law.

Organized religion is stupid whether their traditions go back 50, 500 or 5,000 years. Making 2,000 year old traditions "cool" by adding yoga, cocktail parties and l.e.d. lights makes me want to punch kittens. Religion's only appeal was it gave people something to do besides hunt and gather. Now we have xbox and intouch weekly and all that other nonsense. The Gay Hipster Upper West Side Disingenuous White Liberal agenda can suck my dick. Also, happy Passover.



4 comments:

  1. Umm, don't you know people? Do something about this!

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  2. Slight correction: Jews have been universally hated for at least 3000 years.

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  3. An authentic Jew , who is immersed in the venerable spiritual and cultural legacy of Judaism, would want NOTHING at all to do with the anglo-saxon, fauxhemian , suburban and affluent MTV Generation lifestyle of hipster scum .

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  4. last Anonymous:
    * except if that stuff makes them money, in which case they will want PLENTY to do with it.

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