Most of us take our tickets in stride, vowing not to get caught being stupid again. But not Ohio Dickface McBicycle. He turns his $20 fine into a Movement. A Crusade to prove the stupid people and police of NYC wrong. CLEAR THOSE BIKE LANES OR ELSE, Ohio Dickface is in town! This 45 year old man-child decides he must document his tantrum by riding his bike through the bike lanes no matter what is blocking his way. He does not describe the situation which caused him to get his original ticket, but I am assuming the bike lane was wide open and he chose to ride his bike elsewhere.
Watch at 2:50 where he veers into the cop car that is slightly protruding into the bike lane, (not really blocking it at all). Dude had to purposely crash into the cop car. This guy is so full of shit. I hope a wood chipper is blocking his next bike lane. Just because the NYPD is not paid to use common sense and writes tickets to everyone like its going out of style doesn't mean that everyone else should just act like a four year old.
I hope he gets a concussion that leads to a coma and he ends up on a feeding tube and artifical ventillator.
ReplyDeleteI hope him and the cop who gave him a ticket die of some malignant disease.
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