Monday, June 20, 2011

Yet Another Bike Lane Douche

I saw this Dickface on NY1 last week and tried to block out his "documentary". Unfortunately, someone emailed me this link over the weekend reminding me of this strategic douchebaggery. Dickface got a ticket for riding his bike outside an allowed bike lane. Many of us who live in NYC have received at least one ticket for minor quality of life issues such as drinking in public, riding a bike or spitting on the sidewalk, or walking in between subway cars. We all know the City needs money and this petty fine system makes the City billions each year, paying the salaries of our civil servants.

Most of us take our tickets in stride, vowing not to get caught being stupid again. But not Ohio Dickface McBicycle. He turns his $20 fine into a Movement. A Crusade to prove the stupid people and police of NYC wrong. CLEAR THOSE BIKE LANES OR ELSE, Ohio Dickface is in town! This 45 year old man-child decides he must document his tantrum by riding his bike through the bike lanes no matter what is blocking his way. He does not describe the situation which caused him to get his original ticket, but I am assuming the bike lane was wide open and he chose to ride his bike elsewhere.

Watch at 2:50 where he veers into the cop car that is slightly protruding into the bike lane, (not really blocking it at all). Dude had to purposely crash into the cop car. This guy is so full of shit. I hope a wood chipper is blocking his next bike lane. Just because the NYPD is not paid to use common sense and writes tickets to everyone like its going out of style doesn't mean that everyone else should just act like a four year old.


2 comments:

  1. I hope he gets a concussion that leads to a coma and he ends up on a feeding tube and artifical ventillator.

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  2. I hope him and the cop who gave him a ticket die of some malignant disease.

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