Party of the Year!

Brandston the Artisnal Hipster Douche <3's his l><l

I was out of NYC for just one week and missed the party of the year, the 2011 Jazz Age Lawn Party that took place on Governors Island last weekend. "Party like it’s 1929 at this daytime fete, where attendees wear period attire, Lindy Hop to live jazz, sip St-Germain cocktails, and play tug-of-war." Fuck you NY Times Party of the year. This year was the largest in the six years that the Jazz Age Lawn Party has been taking place, and that's not hard to believe when you consider the ever rising numbers of leisure class Hipster douchebags infesting the City. Where else would Ethan the Emaciated Knitting Emcee and Meghan the Slutty Bisexual Apprentice Carpenter find themselves on a rainy summer afternoon but at a theme party harkening back to the leisure class party days of the 1920's."the valiant crew of mixologists finally ran out of booze just after 4 pm". You mean they threw a shitty party and ran out of beer a few hours after the party started. The party of the year indeed.