Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Anti-Hipster Rally: Saturday, March 26th

On March 26th, please join me and the angry residents of Little Italy at the anti-Hipster rally on Mulberry Street to protest the gentrification of Nolita. The rally will take place this Saturday, March 26th from 1:00pm - 4:00pm beginning with a unicycle solidarity ride Hipster stomping march from Mulberry and Canal Streets to the Old St. Patrick's Youth Center on Mulberry Street between Prince Street and Houston Street. Don't forget your brickbats and collapsible batons. We will be stomping out Hipsters left and right and sending them back to North Oklahomaconsin.


Here is a link with more info about the rally. It starts officially at 1PM, so I suggest we meet up by 9:30 AM at the very latest in order to drink as much non-ironic alcohol as possible before the rally starts.

2 comments:

  1. Postmodernist, MTV generation scenesters are the vomit and snot of humanity .

    They are successors to the ambivalent , ambiguous Baby boomers of the ex-hippies turned sellout yuppies --the ambivalent / conflicted creeps that foster equivocal trash like lateral thinking , Woodstock 94 (a forerunner of the hipster phenomenon), the 1980's television series 'Thirtysomething' , coffee klatch self-help books like "Care of the Soul" and other squish . Bourgeous ambivalent /ambiguous fauxhemians .

    Dystopian , ANTI-utopian sellouts .

    The opinions they support are totally wrong and evil and respecting the opinions they support is evil . To respect the pro-hipster and/or pro-yuppie opinion, even if one to some extent disagrees with them , is indeed selling out and , hence, evil .

    Hipster and yuppie opinions do NOT deserve any respect , not even to the tiniest degree ...not even partially respecting such opinions is at any time respectible.

    To respect the hipster and yuppie , trendy conformist opinions , is to *betray* ethical standards .

    They should *not* be subjected to physical violence , however they should be humiliated and shamed ...people should verbally denounce the opinions they have and shame them into realizing that the trendy conformist opinions they support are completely worthless trash .

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  2. Correcting a typo .

    The phrase that appears above 'not at any time respectible' should have instead have been , 'not at any time *acceptible* ' ,

    '*Not* acceptible' should be the operative phrase , instead of, 'not respetible ' .

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