Monday, March 14, 2011

The Plan to Eliminate Hipsters is Working!!

It Has Begun!!! Last Quarter we saw Urban Outfitters stock value decrease 16%, as suburban shoppers have decided they desire blood circulation in their legs, not this. Tomorrow, I will roll out Phase 2 of the Final Solution.

In addition to my embargo, Die Hipster has set his traps around post-gentrification Brooklyn. The two-pronged attack will catch Hipsters vulnerable, as the backlash to their imminent nasally whining is sure to be swift and violent.

To Ethan/Tyler/Meghan/Tuscany/Brook- The end is near for your unicycordion!!!

1 comment:

  1. Thought you were referring to this story http://www.progressive.org/wx0317b11.html

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