Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Hipster Cliches Strike Again!

Last week the FBI raided notorious Hipster infestation the McKibbon Lofts in East Billyburg. This short 300 word article is composed of such a thick concentration of hipster cliches you cant read one line without choking on the cultural pollution. 

From shitbag Hipster cliche 21 year old Meaghan the bed bug infested DJ/Barista/Invisible Art Patron to the "original" band "from" NYC's hip Billyburg nabe, this article truly has it all! The apartment raided actually belonged to shitty unoriginal Hipster band Broken Glow. According to their Myspace bio "Broken Glow is an original Rock band hailing from Brooklyn, NY. Originally from Hartford, CT the band now resides in NYC. Fusing a variety of styles including Classic, 90's, and Grunge Rock mingled with Blues, Alternative and Jazz, Broken Glow has created a sound uniquely their own..." Originally from Hartford but also from Brooklyn. Assholes.

This should be an unwanted poster

1 comment:

  1. "Shitty, unoriginal hipster band?" Did you even listen to the music, or did you just take for granted the propaganda spit at you by a Rupert Murdoch rag (the Gawker site got all its content from a New York Post article)? I suggest you do your own research instead of reposting snarky comments based on second-hand stories from less-than-credible sources...

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