Planking

I am not going to explain why the newest Hipster fad planking is is the dumbest game ever. It just is. Planking has three intricate steps: Step 1: lay down. Step 2: Take a picture of yourself laying down. Step 3: Put that picture on the internet. Check out this awesome planking fail. 
I remember doing some planking right after that movie The Program came out by lying in the middle of the street like the dumbasses in the movie. But that was pre-internet planking. We had no one to document our stupidity. Only we knew how cool we were. Planking can be awesome if done correctly, like this. However, that guy is still a douch for naming his planks. He is Steve from LA. Not Chocolate Thunder. 

The Original Planker

Thankfully, Planking is not acceptable practice. Xzibit is shitting on this crazy cracker fad because he thinks the game originates from in the slave trade, so therefore, it must be racist. Professor of African American History at Pimp my Ride University adds "Don't get it twisted. I care less where your dumb asses lay face down and take pictures of the shit, I'm just telling you where it came from." That's dumber that Rashard Mendenhall's tirade about 9/11. I guess basketball has origins in the slave trade cause they used nets to catch slaves. And hockey is problematic because sticks were used to hit slaves. And they use nets in hockey too. Planking is not racist. Swimming is racist