Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Cyberbullying is not working, bring back REAL BULLYING!

Back in the day when our society imposed morals, stigma helped ensure each family had two parents and people ate enough food to survive but not eat so much as to actually fuse themselves to their recliner because they are too fat to stand. Although we have progressed so far in science, technology and human rights, our moral compass of what is right and wrong has just fallen so fucking far off the map. We need to BRING BACK STIGMA, and bring it back hard!

Stigma has helped address moral issues in the past, from those colonial whores (The Scarlet Letter) to our modern fight to reduce cigarette use. But nothing pisses me off more than fat kids. Doritos for breakfast, pizza topped with ranch dressing for 1st lunch, roast beef with mayo for 2nd lunch and philly cheese steak with a side of onion rings for 3rd lunch eating fat fucking obese monsters. Just this morning I saw some little TIN (Thug In Training) at the deli using his gummint bemefits card to buy 8 bags of Doritos for breakfast. And dont give me that bs, "there is no fresh fruits or veggies marketed to underserved neighborhood" nonsense. There is a supermarket right next door. Eat a banana. Or an apple. Its two thousand and fucking 11. Even poor people can watch Dr. oz telling them fat=bad. they can use this thing called the internet. I know obese poor people use the internet it because of the existence of websites such as craigslist and world star hip hop. So use it to visit one of the thousands of sites that show you how to not be fat.

Research has shown that one third of overweight girls and a quarter of overweight boys have been subject to bullying either through physical aggression, verbal teasing, or social seclusion. Maybe if stigma held a real meaning like it did back in the day these fat kids might think, "Hey, there IS something wrong with me. Maybe I shouldnt eat that whole box of oreos every single night before bed".

The same study showed Obese children who are bullied, teased or harassed are more likely to experience depression and have a higher incidence of suicidal thoughts. These children also are less likely to voluntarily engage in the very exercise, nutrition and fitness programs that could help restore their good health. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!! Fat kids are averse to nutrition and exercise?? I never would have thought.

Peer bullying can start as early as preschool. Preschool! So even a 4 year old knows there is something wrong with eating more food than a small African village eats in 3 months. Why does this stigma not translate into less fat people? Because bullies these days aren't cutting it. Cyberbullying, this 21st century form of bullying just isn't getting the job done. We need more bullying, more stigma and less obesity. For more on why obesity is fucking horrible, please read this article.

This appetizer before breakfast is amazing!!

2 comments:

  1. Agree, agree, agree. In New Jersey, some greasy Indian kid is going to jail because he played a prank on his broken faggot of a college roommate. As if I'm supposed to believe that a dorky punjab could somehow represent the OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHY. The dead faggot's parents are tooting their flutes for justice to be served: surprise, failures, your mutant son from your failed genes was an unstable freak. They should have raised him to be less fragile than a house of cards, although I suppose any single stern word would have been HARSH BIGOTRY in their minds.

    Bullying is a venerable institution. In sixth grade, I was teased for having a big ass. Did I cry myself to sleep and cut myself? No, I started doing pushups and situps and joined the middle school soccer team. This springboarded my high school career of being an incredibly-desirable jock, followed by a college career of hooking up with many sluts. It was a terrific life.

    After college, I gained weight from the sedentary lifestyle of a desk job and the numbing alcoholism caused by life no longer being fun. I missed out on banging many chicks because of this! Friends wanted to talk about my feelings, and what might make me happy, and other gay pussy shit. If they had just bullied me like in sixth grade, so much of that could have been prevented. (Luckily, I was able to right my path thanks to resources like steroids and Game)

    If someone is getting bullied, there is something wrong with them. Sure, it's nice for them to feel warm and fuzzy inside, but positive enabling doesn't correct the problem at all. Just because some fatty or nerd believes they're attractive and relevant doesn't make it so. Bring back bullying; restore the 1=1 mathematical proof.

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  2. omg, the man fused to the chair is bringing waves of nausea, so unbelievably disgusting...i thought i had lazy days...

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