Pay Attention to Me Hipster Beards

Sometimes a facial hair style comes along that is just so much more awesome than any that preceded it. This is not one of those times. The newest hipster facial hair style, the Monkeytail, is just so much worse than any of its forefathers. It is now the preferred Hipster facial hair style, as it will prevent them from ever having meaningful employment.

Original Monkeytail

The Striped Monkeytail

Duckface Monkeytail Douchebag Combo