Next Steps in The War On Terror: What To Do With Osama Now?

Now that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, the next question remains; what should we do with his body? I had a few great ideas, and after hearing some suggestions I have narrowed it down to the following 11:

1. World's largest Bukakae party.

2. Cook up the body and have Congress eat it on the floor of the Senate. VP Biden gets to eat the face.

3. Graft his head onto the body of a pig.

4. Allow the general public to have sex with the body.

5. Weekend at Bernie's 3: drag the body to various Spring Break locations, put on some dark sunglasses and take him jet sking.

6. Chop his body and a few dead pigs up in a wood chipper. Spray the mixture from a helicopter over Mecca during Ramadan.

7. String him up like a marionette and make the ultimate America propoganda film.

8. Hang him from the torch on the Statue of Liberty.

9. Put his body into a glass septic tank under the White House so the President can shit on him every day. Broadcast via webcam to the whole world.

10. Stab a note through his neck that says "Youre Next" and send it to Muammar Quaddafi.

11. Bury him at the center of a 1000 acre industrial pig farm.