Hipsters Setting the Bar High Again

I don't go to the movies often because paying $30 to sit in a bedbug infested theater and watch another Nicholas Cage blockbuster is just not that enjoyable to me. Some people do love going to the movies because of the experience. A big bucket of popcorn, soda, and a huge screen are all good things.

Now that God has sent us the Hipster to show us how to live our lives in the most authentically deck way possible, there is no longer a need to go to the megaplex. Just hop on your fixie and find the nearest alley. The "ethos of the movement" and mob flash style organizing will make sure the alley is packed by red bearded Ethans and housedress wearing Meghans within minutes. If there are no homeless people smoking crack in the alley, set up your authentically deck projector and pop that crappy euro indie film nonsense on the reel. The event will be hosted by Forking Tasty’s blogging brothers, who are serve some local artisanally made cinema-inspired popcorn with flavors like A Streetcar Named Desire (Cajun), Indiana Jones (garam masala), Goodfellas (Parmesan and parsley), and Austin Powers (salt and vinegar). (Rumor is there is a fifth flavor with duck fat and truffle salt).

If you are interested in more information about this event, please handcuff yourself and jump into the East River.