Friday, February 25, 2011

Dont Abort Me Mommy!

I'm sure by now you have all heard about the controversial billboard placed in Soho by opponents of abortion and Planned Parenthood. It has been covered on hundreds of news outlets and outrage from various stakeholds have forced its owners into removing the billboard.
What parent allows their daughter to be in this ad?

I believe women should do whatever they damn please with their bodies. Have 10 abortions if you're too stupid/lazy to use other forms of birth control. I think most people arent really fit to be parents and the abortion rate should be about 90%. In 2009, only 41% of all NYC pregnancies ended in abortion, less than half my target goal. Blacks lead the field with a 59.8% abortion rate (keep up the good work, you're #1!, Hispanics a distant second at 41.3% (gotta step up your game) while Asians and Whites trail the field at 22.7% and 20.4% (just pathetic if you ask me, we need more abortion outreach to the #1 model minority and pinky communities).

Those interviewed about the billboard have been blindly offended or just plain confused. Mae Collazo, 38, who works across the street from the billboard, was both offended and confused. "I don't like it all, what is that supposed to mean?" said Collazo, who is African American, "It makes it sound like all we do is abort our children." Well, when 3/5ths of every conception results in an abortion, that kinda actually is whats going on.

Planned Parenthood, founded by proud Eugenicist Margaret Sanger, does more than just abort black babies. They abort white babies too. Plus, their waiting room is a gold mine to pick up easy chicks. I fully support Planned Parenthood's mission to increase abortions and prevent pregnancy by any means necessary in poor communities around the world. 7 billion people is a lot, and were not growing any more arable land. I never knew how awesome Planned Parenthood was, I just sent them a check for $100. I figure that can buy me one or two American abortions or least a dozen abortions in one of the third-world countries in which Planned Parenthood operates.

But is abortion a racist plot to destroy minority communities? It might be. Tim Tebow thinks so. And he scored 145 touchdowns and won the Heisman.

3 comments:

  1. As an attorney, I make all of the women I sleep with sign fully binding agreements requiring them to have abortions if, and when, they get pregnant. I also make them pay me $1 in consideration thereof.

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  2. Is that picture, above.......an expectant mother?

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  3. Abortion on demand (and not under extenuating circumstances) is completely contrary to a nurturing , compassionate ethos .

    To support the pro-choice movement is to give a green light to the affluent and skanky, sex positive, floosies among the yuppies and hipsters, who have more than an enough money to care for the expenses of a child , if it were carried to term, but may wish to get an abortion to protect some hot to trot lifestyle .
    The solution is simple: either make sure their birth control works all the time , put the kid up for adoption, or stop screwing around like wealthy cockroaches .

    Yuppies and hipsters who get abortions are totally inexcusible if they are trying to protect their sexy , social climbing bourgeous lifestlyle .

    Piss on the careerist , status seeking , sex in the city lifestyle !

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