It gets better... when you get less gay

Gay suicide is a cause célèbre in the media these days; lots of faggot suicide stories are being circulated. That gays are actually killing themselves more often than usual has not been established, and it's possible that social networking simply allows for greater agenda promotion. Now that we elected a black president, liberal whites need a new "permanently disadvantaged" minority to champion by tolerating an endless threshold of degenerate behavior. Gays will be "just like us" the same way a retard could ever be just like us; if we set the bar low enough, we can make sure everyone feels included.

The "retard" allegory is a fitting parallel, since homosexuality was always classified as a "mental disorder" up until quite recently in our bigoted history. Unsurprisingly, homosexuality coincides with a laundry list of politically-correct disorders. When a gay kills himself, is it more likely due to hormonal imbalance than some nebulous act of "bullying"? Spare me your indignation that gays are 25 times more likely to commit suicide; um yeah, that's because they are broken in the head.

Consider the context of "bullying". If a gay is chased through the woods by a pack of bloodhounds, bound, and beaten by bigots shouting hatespeech, and then he kills himself... yes, that is unacceptable bullying. A gay is picked on at school for being different (which he is), and then he kills himself as a temper tantrum... well, that's getting cloudy. The docket of "anti-bullying" laws will remove the burden of proof from any weirdo who wants to be validated for doing whatever they want, all the time. You call me a bad word, I call you one back and laugh - I am healthy. I call you a bad word and you kill yourself - your problem probably isn't that bad word.
Face it, everyone loves gay suicides. For the bleeding hearts, they are given a fantastic opportunity to brag about their impressive tolerance. Their "awareness" is worn like a status symbol, and liberals jockey amongst themselves to see who can be the most non-judgmental little rainbow. To assholes (like me), I am just happy that nature still works occasionally and that our overscaled society still has boundaries. These boundaries are being pushed outward aggressively though, and the only answer is more bullying.

Do your part - bully a homo today!