Reverse Suffrage NOW!

"You find me woman with brain, I find you horse with wings". This timeless saying can be applied to modern life, as the downfall of American society can be traced directly to the feminist movement and women in the workplace. Not only am I required to wear pants at work all day, pornography is strongly discouraged. How am I supposed to sit in front of a computer for 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week, without porn? Women should just stay home in the kitchen and bedroom where they belong. Everyone knows womens brains are much smaller than mens. In fact, according to leading Kazakh scientist Dr. Yamak, a woman's brain is actually best compared to that of a squirrel.

Women are still kept in their place in one notable exception to American egalitarian (i.e.gay) culture; the Orthodox Jewish community. Segregation within the Orthodox Jewish community has served this population extremely well, as women are required to stay home and cook, clean and raise the children, while the men just chill all day smoking weed, drinking 40's, making rap videos, and racing motorcycles.

Their high standard of living allows each family to have a fully equipped Honda Odyssey, pimp ass black hats & coats for the men, and all you can eat brisket. If it wasn't for the ban on eating bacon and lobster (plus the 6,000 other arcane rules and regulations), I would totally be an Orthodox Jew.