Why Hipsters (and you) Suck

Hipsters are hated not because of the color of their skin, place of origin or religious beliefs, but because of their ridiculous "look at me" behavior and smug sense of superiority. We can all thank the Baby Boomers, the first "look at MEEEE" generation, for instilling their misplaced sense of liberal entitlement into the next generation of useless douchebags. Congratufuckinglations Baby Boomers. If you are reading this and you have a Hipster child, you are solely to blame. Your shitty self absorbed generation has created one that is far shittier and more self absorbed than you could ever be. Fuck you. Fuck you all to hell.

These authentically deck cta's speak for themselves

P.S. Still in Aruba. No sign of Natalee Holloway. I am scheduled to return tomorrow, but I might postpone my flight to keep searching.