Today's Things That Should Happen but Probably Won't

(1) Person Who Deserves to Die: Justin Bieber by falling on Lindsay Lohan



(2) Person Who Deserves a Pat on the Back: the guy who made this- FUCK YEAH



(3) Person Who's Success Should be Investigated: Nicholas Cage (simply research who his cousins are and acknowledge that somehow how he is in financial distress)



(4) Person Who Deserved More Success: THE RENEGADE-
Lorenzo Lamas



(5) Type of Pudding to be Enjoyed Today: Pistachio



(6) This one doesn't really qualify, but I am going to guess what Josh Lanzara is thinking about right now- Sandwiches.